My gay brother walks into the room without a shirt on
Me: Hey topless
Him: Well you don’t have to rub it in that I’m single
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE.
I DONT GET IT
I DONT GET IT. Someone explain please :c
Best boyband ever
i hope i’ve given somebody a boner
- Me: Sounding extremely formal, using fancy words, correcting grammar and spelling at least 63 times.
- Teacher: Ok lol thanxx :-)
when ur listening to ur favorite song and it hits the chorus
in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for
i will piss on your sofa
50 shades of dark circles under my eyes
Scaleless Ball Python
Well yes, for the corny dad jokes, but also because I want to put my arms around my pregnant wife, and feel the baby move. I want to kiss her swollen stomach and be awake when she has cravings for pickles and hot wings at 4 am and be there when the baby is born. I want to hug her when the kid…
petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy
When she saw him time slowed to a stop. He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him. The one. The first boy she would ever kill.